Ate the onion. Full bite and all. Satire is dead.
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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Same. I was about to ask who doesn’t have access to concealer. Damn it’s been years since when got me this good.
Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn't be the stupidest thing he's ever said, had he actually said it.
Thought this was real for a second
Just wait a few more seconds. Chances are you’ll be right soon.
It isn't far from Trump's official position that diseases (like covid) are only a problem if we test for them.
Second guessing whether real or satire. Interesting times.
I have to find this as a t-shirt.....
In case you were wondering
Didn't see the community and came very close to sharing this as if it were real.
I hate that I had to check the source... You shouldn't have to check the source on a headline like that :(
Swear, I had to do a double take on the source. xD
I'm sick of my onion-or-not dilemmas being resolved by looking at the community name. Can we get a c/maybetheonion?
Concealer is made with seed oil.
Wait, no horse dewormer this time?
I see theonion... I still don't BELIEVE its theonion... fuck this timeline
It's impossible to enjoy The Onion now.
it does fix one of the symptoms yes
And you can buy it from his wife.
I wish someone would “cure “the United States of RFK Junior