I regret nothing. Say what you want.
Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.
notepad.exe
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That boy is gonna be a murderer
what? gedit is awesome. it has good code highlighting and thats what we need right?
What about people, who just burn the machine code directly onto a CD with a laser?
Pff, real programmers use butterflies. We open our hands and let the delicate wings flap once. The disturbance ripples outward, changing the flow of the eddy currents in the upper atmosphere. These cause momentary pockets of higher-pressure air to form, which acts as lenses that deflect incoming cosmic rays, focusing them to strike the drive platter and flip the desired bit.
A fireable offense.
Winks in Notepad ;)
Notepad.exe has been my daily driver for anything that doesn't need a compiler for decades.
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Vi came with Ubuntu.