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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meat? 😃

Meat flavored? 🤢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Bacon flavor is pretty rad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Isn't that just a fig?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pieces of melon wrapped with a little prosciutto is very good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

A nice ripe pear as well.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lucky you. I've never found a date willing to wrap herself in bacon

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Life Pro Tip.

Cook the bacon and let it cool first, before applying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ahhh, that’s where I messed up! I forgot to cool the bacon first!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Chin up, mate. Your ship will come in some day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Devils on horseback!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Green tomatoes fried in bacon fat? Sounds pretty good to me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

ikr OP has never been to a US county fair. They take any food, and deep-fry it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That's not the kind of fruit we're talking about and you know it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

The magical fruit?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Lots of fruits are good with a bit of bacon. Especially if you have some brie in the mix but not only. Peaches with a caramelized onion and bacon jam, apple slices with a sliver of bacon or salami. Was it elvis who used to like peanut butter banana and bacon sandwiches?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mincemeat Pie Begs To Differ

Nowadays you may not find meat, but 'authentic' could still include suet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Came here to mention mincemeat. Good stuff.

For those of you who have never tried it - it's mostly dark brown sugar, cinnamon, & raisins. But it has that fatty aftertaste you normally associate with bacon as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

You’ve never had my lamb sausage dusted strawberries obviously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They both sound gross.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maple with a bit of meat sounds good (maple bacon)

[–] HikingVet 9 points 2 days ago

Uh, where's the fruit of a maple tree? The sap is good once boiled down, but maple isn't a recognized fruit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Thats because fruit tastes good and meat does not. Adding fruit to meat would better the meats taste, but adding meat to fruit will worsen the fruits taste