At the very least, you know your pilot is awake and has something to live for.
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Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
Which one isn't typical, getting to fly again, or snorting coke off tits before flying?
Like a wave, in the ocean ?
Oh yeah. At sea? Chance in a million!
Thank you, senator. Would you like me to call you a taxi ?
That's reassuring.
Well there are a lot of these drugs going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that drugs aren’t safe.
Well what about these drugs, weren’t they safe senator?
Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.
Not as a wannabe pilot...
Honestly I'm just jealous.
I’m just surprised he got in trouble.
I thought this was why people became pilots.
God forbid a guy do anything
Cancel culture run amok!
From the title it seems to be a mandatory requirement in order to fly again. Would a flat surface be enough? or must it be those BA specific requirements?
If you don't want to know how the sausage is made...
He’s not flying for BA. The headline is a bit misleading IMO.
Weird, I wouldn't think that cocaine was the drug of choice to stay stuck sitting in a closet size pilot cabin doing nothing but checking on the auto-pilot.
Damn. That dude was high off a single line of coke for 2 years?!
Isn't some of the cocaine going to stick to her boob? Seems inefficient.
Did he get sacked because of the drugs or the tits?
Why are they remaking Flight (2012)?
I should become a pilot
Fucking rights bud