this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
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fake and gay
fake: op is gay
gay: op is gay
Fake: op never has sex
Gay: op is justifying a gay sex fantasy as "but I'm actually straight tho"
If you think butt stuff is kinda stinky you should try an Essex lady.
Shit smells like a harbor at low tide.
try an Essex lady
What’s this?
A lady from the English county of Essex.
If he kept his boot bands on then he’s still straight
At least we can all agree topping a few times means you are way gayyer than bottoming any number of times
I don't agree with this at all. I mean I could stick my dick in a woman's bottom, but I could'nt get a woman to fuck me up my bottom with her dick.
I believe the adage "business in the front, party in the back" applies here. For me the gayness is far more in what a man would do with his own reproductive organ, rather than what another dick happens to be up to.
Pegging of course is totally a normal and common thing in hetero relationships and nobody says that is gay as her flushed bosom is pressed sweatily up against your back, perhaps the most feminine act a woman can perform for her male lover.
Receptive anal intercourse from a guy is only maybe twice as gay as having a man massage aching shoulders, as one's own reproductive organ isn't (necessarily) involved. Fucking another dude in the ass is orders of magnitude gayyer, and entirely unlike anal sex where a woman is the receptive partner.
In this novella-length treatise based on the lived experience of hundreds of thousands of survey respondents I will
Counter argument:
There are two vegetables, broccoli and carrots.
Some people have only eaten carrots and proclaimed themselves as carrot lovers.
Some people have only eaten broccoli and are broccoli lovers.
Some people have tried both and like both or like one or the other.
The twist: OP was ace the whole time.