this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2025
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[–] skozzii 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Suprised it still runs and didn't just shut down. Software based cars are the worst idea ever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair, they put a truckload on the thing. Is it supposed to carry 4500kg in a trailer?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Here's the full video.

https://youtu.be/ubUXNSWGth0

I don't drive with trailers, but the Dodge Ram has no issues.

Their claim also was 11,000lbs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Their claim also was 11,000lbs

You mean Tesla claims that car can tow 11,000lbs? If so, that's crazy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, the "truck" part on the name was supposed to be serious?!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What happened? Did a humming bird poop on it?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Somebody frowned at it.

[–] SirMaple__ 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

If the ladies don't find you handsome, at least they'll find you handy!

[–] Punchshark 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Johnny-5 had much better build quality even after Oscar's thugs tried to kill him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A Hot Wheels car has better build quality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Micro Machines, even.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

That’s within spec tolerance according to Tesla

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Is this why the car only comes in duct tape silver-grey?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

If they use duct tape, that counts as a modification. Elmo will throw another fit and sue them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Should sell it and buy a real car instead of a meme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

They backed into something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The good news is any tin-knocker can take care of that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

It’ll buff out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's almost ripe, gonna combust any time now!