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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I hope that doesn't pass, but if it does they should remove the "Ted" part off the next ballot. His constituents will be like "Who tf is Rafael?"

Edit: spelling

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 days ago (4 children)

… and why hasn’t ICE gotten him by now?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, especially since he’s Hispanic and Canadian! Has anyone confirmed he’s not smuggling fentanyl ?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And there are photos on the internet of him covered in tattoos!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s also (probably) photos on the internet of him with a vagina!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Well... I'M not gonna be the one that has to check.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

every accusation is a confession

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably because he self-deported to Cancun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

He's of cuban descent. Thankfully not one of us (Mexicans). Fuck that pos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Useful idiot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which ballet is next? The Nutcracker?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

😝 Damn English. Inconsistent Frankenstein language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

As someone who has to regularly remind myself not to be too hard on weird things in French, I think you just needed to learn a new word. They’re different words.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)

pointing out the hypocrisy means nothing to these people. their entire philosophy is about making it legally not a hypocrisy. they want laws that protect them and don't limit them while they have an other that the laws don't protect but do limit.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This has come to be known as 'Wilhoit's Law,' based on an online comment from a music composer:

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

https://crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/liberals-against-progressives/#comment-729288

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

yep, that's the quote i was poorly paraphrasing.

[–] Kichae 5 points 2 days ago

It does help prevent more people from falling under their spell. It just needs to be done on every issue.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just so everyone is aware, this bill was previously introduced Oct 2023 and reported by news late Nov/early Dec 2023 and looks like it was reintroduced March 4, 2025.

The bill is called Safeguarding Free Speech Act. The below link was what I could find about it.

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/s839

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Speech so free that you can't introduce yourself as any name besides what your parent(s) put on a document at your birth! I wonder if they defined legal name, or if we'll be calling people by their full names from now on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Hello there Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, long time no see, how's the husband and kids?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fun facts about Rafael: he likes incest porn, and he once tried to win a debate by eating his own boogers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

STEP incest porn. Let they who have not gooned to Cory Chase throw the first stone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Had to google her, don't recognize her. Here's my thrown stone. Don't look at the glass castle behind me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bet he also likes to win debates by eating other guys’ loads from his wife’s orifices.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It makes the moderator really uncomfortable, particularly because Rafael has a bad habit of talking with his mouth full.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

*Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz (He/Rep)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He is Rafael from now on. No matter what.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Lol he really doesn't want his state to think that he's Hispanic. He wants them to think he's as Spanish as Tom Cruise. Wonder why.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Fuck this "rafeal". I like the other senator named Rapheal (Warnock)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Good thing she doesn't have preferred pronouns, either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

San Antonio mentioned - let's gooooo!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm nb and my chosen name is a short form of my middle name. I wonder how he'd feel about that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're more "correct" than he is, since "Ted" isn't anywhere in his name!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

His middle name is Tedward

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I thought it was short for Theodward.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Tedward

Drives?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

"Ted" is short for "Theodore," not "Edward."

EDIT: I stand corrected.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Oh, okay, I've never known any Edwards who use "Ted." One of those weird things like William -> Bill or Richard -> Dick, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just to note, I'm in no way backing Cruz, he's a deplorable waste of space. Fuck em.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Oh, I know! I appreciate being corrected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Edward 'Ted' Kennedy was another.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to call Theodores "Odor". It's right there in the name!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

There's an H, too, so go for the full "Hodor!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just refer to him as Sñr Cruz , doesn't matter that it should be Sr if it was Mr and that "Senator" doesn't have a "ny" sound.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I prefer to call him "Rafist".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

James "Couch Fucker" David ~Vance~

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I honestly had no idea his real name until this.