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Foraging for carmilk is a popular pastime amongst some US residents. While local and state regulations are in place to prevent over-harvesting, those with permits often work in pairs to search for lactating vehicles and gently harvest the carmilk from them.
Carmilk is a nutrient-dense and very rich food product which can be used to make car cheese, or used in a range of both sweet and savoury dishes. It's a popular lactose-free alternative to boatmilk.
Only cars with enormous breasts are humanely and sustainably milked. Most are grass fed.
Don’t go spilling carmilk secrets! I’ve been counting on that as a food source once society collapses and all the cyber trucks start eating humans
What about planemilk?
I mean sure, if you can catch them.
"Honey what the fuck are you doing?!"
"WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS PAINT, HELL IF IM GONNA LET IT GO TO WASTE!!"
man you don't even clean that up. you just roll on down to the county courthouse and get married, cus either a) they willing to stick with you through that they a keeper, or b) you already together and done fucked up so bad you about to get ended.
Might as well total it.