They lacked character.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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"Surviving the Chicxulub impact builds character"
I have no doubt this is exactly what Calvin's Dad would say!
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They were asking too many questions
They're still around. They just like to keep a low profile. Ever seen someone in a trench coat, or wearing a mask so you couldn't see their face? It was probably a secret dinosaur.
They evolved rocket boosters amd left the planet
Well, it all went wrong when the orange faced trumposaurus rex, along with a pack of red capped magasaurs took charge of the total dinosaur population 🤔.