I have a nice bottle set aside for that occasion
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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I will drink soda water. He is not worth the price of any alcohol.
It's the thought that counts.
I'd do that too, but I keep drinking it after each executive order he makes against yet another tariff against another country.
I get that sentiment. I do keep a bottle for every other day he isn't dead yet. But the one when he sniffs it will be extra festive
I can't lie, that goes hard!
It's a strong sentiment but I really don't want to see him martyred.
I want to see him fail and fail hard. I want to see his hubris snap back on himself. I want the cameras that he loves so much to capture the moment he sees how he lost because of moves he made. Let reality unmake him, not some unstable hero with a gun.
His last breath will likely be coming out the other end.
I'm just glad they chose such an old shit bag to place their faith in. But I fear who will take his place.
This is the best post on the internet today’s far. You win! Love it. Thanks for posting.
And it’ll still be awful.
This proclamation has "Assyrian tablet" vibes and I'm hella onboard
No it won't, itl smell like shit.