dumbass

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

Got me excited for a second! I'd be 3d printing drugs all the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 minutes ago

We have better applicators now that can cure a plethora of fascists in one swift move.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Cool, maybe I'll finally finish dark souls 3's first 10 meters of the map.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago

Is Trumps orange face some sort of contagious skin disease?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Lol okie dokie smokie, just know that no one would have noticed at all.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Friends and lovers come and go, but tobacco will always be there for you.

Marlboro, your real best friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Come on man, could you display the pipes a bit nicer? They're glass and you've slapped a bunch on top of each other, you're gonna have a lot of stock waste.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

That dog is 100% shaming them for their failure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

I think chatgpt is more self aware than OpenAI is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those euthanasia pods or a train. Either one of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Ooooo swapping the position of the words and adding a letter, what a bold fucking move! I can't imagine the amount of stress that came with that rebrand...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Hey fast food workers who work the fries, I don't give a fuck if you hate salt, put the correct damn amount of salt on my fries, I don't want to taste the concept of having salt on my fries! No, I want my fries to remove all liquid from my mouth so I can guzzle down my flavoured sugar water!

You're not making me healthier by lowering my salt intake, it's fast food! I took all the veg off my burger and doubled the cheese! Now give me my salty chips god damn you!

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Made some butter. (leminal.space)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It's a pretty fun, just used the cake mixer with the flat plastic thing on it.

 
 

This episode is by far my favourite, but man does it hit me hard, loosing my intelligence like that is one of my worst fears, plus David Hewlett knocks it out the park.

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