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Tesla diner and drive-in theater in Hollywood nears opening (www.foxla.com)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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This video inspired my posting here, it is really dystopian looking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr107NgoKaE

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

2026 Teslas will have new AI Feel-o-Vision feature.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks flammable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

To quote Stranger in a Strange Land, “Anything is flammable with enough kerosene.”

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i give it 3 weeks

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It already looks like the GTA bad part of town. I don't think he gets that no one likes him anymore. This might have worked a couple of years ago when it was probably originally designed. I feel bad for the desingers/architects a little bit. He'll probably take credit anyway, lol.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Self dining only one year away.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like a charging station with video screens. People will still use it to charge if it’s convenient, but I don’t think they expect anyone else to go out of their way to visit this place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a movie theater and restaurant, of course they expect people to try and go there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

As for the theater, short features about 30 minutes long, which is the length of a typical charging session, will reportedly be shown on the two big screens.

It’s a charging station with 2 screens that show shorts and a diner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's reportedly going to be two levels - an approximately 3,8000-square-foot enclosed lower level and a 5,500-square-foot outdoor seating and enclosed food prep area.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

From that comma placement and the photos of the place it’s clear that is a typo and they mean 3800 square feet, which is not huge.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

foxla.com blocked by Murdoch filter
youtube.com blocked by Google filter

🤣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Relative to the graffiti towers, I give this 0.0125 Ramaswamies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Dinner?? So you eat outside?