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[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 days ago (3 children)

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be read or read?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Depends if you are in a fugue state.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She has some great New York boobs!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

ok I'm a lesbian and haven't heard of New York boobs please define

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is terrifying to link to after what you just said

But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There was an article written about this.

Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

This is very important, what's Rachel's political viewpoint 🧐

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

It wasn't her

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, you are aware these texts aren't real right

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Satire is dead and we killed it.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Oh, she's hot but a psycho

So left but she's right, though

At night, she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I can fix her, I'm sure of it.

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