I want to see the answers on the right.
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What is your favorite brand of air fryer? It has come to my attention that air fryer's brought to school may be liable for confiscation. Regardless, how are you doing on this fine October morning?
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Yeees wtf. Why are they cut off
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Not the Ship of Theseus in the last one ☠️
Cell of Theseus
Real honestly. Fuck US education and fuck the pay teachers get handed as a "livable" wage. There is an education drought. It's insane it's now a crime to text your mother what you want for dinner.
433 MHz Lora still exists and should be able to transmit for a mile or two without a license.
I often forget that while young people aren't usually too wise to the ways of the world, that doesn't mean they're not fucking smart!
Woke to this reading a senior (high school) paper of mine 35-years later. Figured it would be childish. Holy shit! I wrote that at 17?!
Now if I could get the brain plasticity back and tack on the wisdom, I'd be a beast brain. :(
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Banning phone and not gun is wild
Guns are banned in most schools
I mean, I'm pretty sure guns are banned.
For now...
(I don't think that law passed allowing teachers to carry, but just a matter of time before they try again)
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The whole FAQ: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rTAVSRU60ScQnQADF2WRAPKQFWRfYxM1B-mZCC1B_SA/mobilebasic
Some of them are pretty funny
Who needs phones when we have air fryers…
Also, it feels like "admin" doesn't necessarily agree with the new policy.
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I think if you sold off your stock before it became public information you’d be in deep poopie doopie.
Eh, not if you’re already rich. gestures broadly to the wealthy that do so and suffer no consequence
~~So dance, fucker, dance.~~
Thats the wrong song, uh? Jay commited suicide?
"So dance fucker dance" is You're gonna go far, kid.
"Jay committed suicide (Brandon OD'd and died)" is The kids aren't alright.
Both Offspring, tho.
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