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What's the rest of that sentence?
"Just get over it." ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?
Maker her angry enough that it loops back around to her being calm. 50% of the time, it works every time.
There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.
Wait are they serious?
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE/MEME?!!
They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you're not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
Why turn the water on and wait for it to warm up? Just wash your hands in the already-warm piss stream
Modern problems require modern solutions!
I've been a guest in households who just don't flush after peeing. Just after shitting. They closed the lid so it doesn't smell. We're not in an arid climate either.
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's red, have fun instead.
It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.
/r/sinkpissers
There are allegations that such communities encourage fringe, unsanitary behavior (such as diaper use) and circlejerk around it but it's all a trolling operation and they laugh at anyone who gets swayed to actually participate.
At least it wasn't r/sinkpoopers