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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Had to look this up: https://www.tiktok.com/@irisa_darius/video/7440554144097668395?lang=en

Seems like Darius is a guy with autism that makes noises on TikTok. His caretaker (mother?) seems to think it's healthy to express himself and let off energy.

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[–] phoenixz 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder what Emma did there....

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

In the 80s they let us say bitchin' in class because ''it's just slang for good''

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.

What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?

"Animal noises" is very broad. Furry persecution. :(

The fact that they lose "LiveSchool points", whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don't know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I know most of them but... What's ligma?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Ligma balls to find out!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Was using Ligma in the 80's, glad to see it still in circulation.

Ligma balls / Ligma sweaty balls / Ligma sweaty (sports clothing you happen to be holding) e.g. Ligma sweaty socks

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.

By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Ohio gozaimasu.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I get like 3 or 4 of those. Some of them I've heard out of context so I have no clue what they mean.

I'm 39.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getting old is fuckin bullshit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Thats it, the last comment i see before closing my eyes for the night.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.

Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Your mom talks about a Final Fantasy monster?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

... I mean, a lot of these words are pretty tame aren't they?

Chat? Rizz? Anime words and gestures? No pumpkin?

Seems like a desperate attempt here.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I for one support the educational system refusing to address O*io. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about o*io

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I thought I was old when I discovered I had arthritis. This makes me so feel much older.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.

Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

No mames hahahaha

Google translate says it means "don't fuck with me"

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 18 hours ago

Some of these are bullshit. I can see banning "goon," but cardiac arrest meme? Anime words? Animal noises? Let the kids have fun ffs

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