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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

I thought I was old when I discovered I had arthritis. This makes me so feel much older.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

In the 80s they let us say bitchin' in class because ''is just slang for good''

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

What about Kenya?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 27 minutes ago

I get like 3 or 4 of those. Some of them I've heard out of context so I have no clue what they mean.

I'm 39.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

As an elder gen Z I can assure you that the list of banned things in my class circa 2015 was somehow worse. Just off the top of my head.

SpongeBob laugh

WW2 Propaganda (Just cause it's historical doesn't make it not pornography vaultdweller013)

Any discussion of the killdozer

Bulldozer noises

Tank noises (You will all make annoying lawyers)

Kazoos are not longer allowed

Compressed air canisters are banned especially if you have a whistle and duck tape

Arma is not allowed to be watched on computer property

Soviet national anthem

Russian national anthem

State anthem of Mississippi

Djibouti National anthem

Sakkinarven Polka

Those are just the ones I remember, I am the direct source of at least half of them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Not to be confused with band words:

  1. practice
  2. scales
  3. tuner
  4. first chair
  5. recital
  6. solo
  7. clarinet
  8. John Philip Souza
  9. hot cross buns
  10. tuba
  11. bassoon
  12. glockenspiel
[–] [email protected] 3 points 24 minutes ago

I got to 6 before I realized why such words might be band.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Story time! When I was in high school (~1998/99) a group of kids decided to start a “gang.” I went to a small Baptist school. Kids were bored. This was maybe second period. They called their gang the “Yo’s.” Saying “Yo” was pretty much the extent of their gang. By lunchtime a group of us got annoyed and decided to start a rival gang called the “No’s.” The Bloods to the Yo’s Crips. The sign you were a No was you grabbed a brown paper towel from the bathroom and wore it hanging from your back pocket.

Anyway, just before dismissal everyone was called into an assembly and given a lecture on gangs and told that anyone wearing a brown paper towel would receive a detention. I am still amused at how seriously our administration took this obviously stupid and juvenile joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Wait until you learn how seriously law enforcement took street gangs.

The whole Saints Row series was based on the dichotomy between incorrigible feral teens, a product of hands-off parenting while simultaneously running an international drug and crime syndicate

Of note is the property of ur-fascism the enemy [of the movement] is simultaneously strong and weak

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

In public highschool in the '90s in rural Ohio. A bunch dressed in western/cowboy gear and brought guns to a football game and there was some other 'gang' as well (maybe same fashion but different belief? I don't remember). One person got found with a gun and arrested, but nothing else came of it. Yeehaw, I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

We weren't allowed to wear hats because that meant you were in a gang...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Ey yo we liked BANNED WORDS so much we got banned words TWO up in this bitch

[–] phoenixz 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder what Emma did there....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Tweaking in Calculus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"Ratchet" would probably be up there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago) (1 children)

That's gotta be a millennial word, it's so on fleek. Bye Felicia!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

It definitely got used a lot by us; but iirc, it's a borrowed slang from an older period we just liked. Like gnarly or tubular. I am pretty sure I've seen it used, in the slang capacity I understand, in a Shaft movie from the 70's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

-1 LiveSchool Point!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

haha zoomer talk bad, don't care.

What the hell is -1 Live School point? Some sort of social credit nonsense?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The list made me do the Gus Fring smiley face but then the LiveSchool Points reference made me do the Gus Fring serious face. That sounds like some dystopian black mirror gamefied social control indoctrination bullshit that makes me want to say all the words.

Source: Emma

[–] [email protected] 1 points 59 minutes ago

gets out the sharpie and banned words board

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Damn it. I blew all my 1ups last night.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)

[–] LostWon 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Wth is wrong with a fade (low or otherwise)? I'm afraid to know what kind of meme is so horrible when it just sounds like a basic haircut.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Ligma balls lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

How do you misspell memes as mames?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

"No mames" is a slang phrase in Spanish which is used to mean "no way" or "you’re kidding me," but with a crude connotation, similar to "no f—ing way" in English.

Google Translate shows it as being more vulgar:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

no mames is Spanish and translates to "no way" or "youre kidding"

[–] MDCCCLV 8 points 4 hours ago

The man repressing sinn fein again.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think you mean to say:

"Chat, is this generation COOKED?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

CaseOh: "Chat, we're cooked."

Chat: "Pls don't eat us!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago

Ohio gozaimasu.

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