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God Smashes Giant Tree Into FL Governor's Mansion - Joe.My.God. (www.joemygod.com)

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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ mansion experienced the impact of Hurricane Idalia, which made landfall in the state as a Category 3 storm on Wednesday. The storm, continuing inland into Georgia and northern Florida, felled a 100-year-old oak tree that landed on the governor’s mansion in Tallahassee, Fla., Casey DeSantis, Florida First Lady, said on Twitter. The storm is expected to bring considerable flooding and potential tornadoes to coastal northern Florida, Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina on its way to the northeast.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I do remember when storms were ravaging New York, Southern preachers explained clearly such that I would understand that when a storm attacks you it’s because you’re gay.

[–] adespoton 13 points 2 years ago

Obviously an investigation is required here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Then there's the pastor that said the fires and floods were "the gays" fault, and then his home was flooded.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

But it missed him, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

"Pffft...rookies." -- Austin trees.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had a stroke reading the title.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did OP edit it or is there something wrong with you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is showing up blank on Lemmy. The title I see is straightforward with the ending being the website name.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Way to go, Baal. Baal is after all a storm God.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

real shame it didn't leave a crater.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Well what do you know, the prayers did work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Would have been way better if it crushed his car while pulling in the driveway.

[–] el_guapazo 5 points 2 years ago

It tried to Greg Abbott him into a custom chair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The tree didn’t even hit the house. Who cares?

“Attention please!!!”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I mean...fuck Ron "Quixote" Desantis, but poor tree.