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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And their most important holiday is the only time they use proper date formatting. 4th of July.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Proper date formatting is specified in ISO 8601 and there are no acceptable alternatives.

And to people who object with
"But I don't want to put the year first"
Try using your tears as extra ink

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

5th of Vodka? What month is vodka?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Every month besides May. When we drink tequila.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Wrong, that's just formal vs casual tone in English.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The US does use the metric system: an inch is defined as being 2.54 cm. Now it's a metric unit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Give em 2.54 cm and they'll take 1.62 km.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

See, the saying just doesn't work in metric. "Give an inch, and they'll take a foot. Pretty soon you don't have a leg to stand on."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oof, yeah, I butchered that. So what would the metric unit for leg be?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

i don't know, I wrote the word "microsmoot" into a vifeo script the other day though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Since it mentioned grams I assumed it was cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weed is measured in grams as well. For instance, an eighth is 3.5g. Most drugs in the US are measured in grams, with the exception of those that come from illicit pill houses. There, you're paying by the pill and getting what you get.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In California cannabis is usually sold as ounces or fractions of an ounce.

I've worked in the business previously. Back of house always worked with grams but the customer was usually presented with oz.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right. So the fraction of an ounce is in grams. We're saying the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Basically. When I go to the dispensary the flower is listed as eighth, quarter, or ounce. Everything else is in grams.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok? You're paying by the gram regardless of the terminology on the display. If you buy a family size bag of chips, it isn't being weighed in "family sizes," it is still sold by US ounces.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

As I said in the beginning, this is what I thought of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

In Arizona, cannabis is usually sold as grams because almost everybody buys concentrates now. I still see the occasional blunt but it's not as common as it was before legalization. Everybody moved onto to carts and dabs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Canadian working for a Canadian company and every measurement in my industry is in SAE units.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I wish! Rail.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Shit America Exports?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Smoking a gram of weed with my g19 on me right now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Si vis veedtime, para bellum

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Even NASA uses metric for all their stuff.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And yet those grams were taken from ounces. A lot of people got portions referred to as “dimes”.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"Ounces," often are just close enough to be easily divisible, and the pounds those come from are often calculated from the ounces instead.

You'll typically get a 28 gram ounce, and a 448 gram pound.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

A dime sack is referring to the monetary value. The amount per ten sack would vary in time and place, but you bet your ass your dealer was weighing it. It was nice and affordable for an employed teenager to have a bit of fun on a Saturday.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago

Cocaine is kilos but marijuana is pounds.