this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that imperative or past tense?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Impearative

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The face says past tense but the heart wants what it wants

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for the explanation, ObviouslyNotBanana!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

references are in the bio ☝️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

In their bananus*

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I mean, better the banana than the pear.

spoiler___

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

is that a thing people do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Technically they all end up up someone's ass when used properly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I assume you'd have to freeze the banana first

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What was the original? All my searching leads to this exact comic

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I found it posted by the author on Reddit : https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/amgter/_/

Somehow, I prefer the edit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Nice! Good find!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I have no idea. I have only ever seen this version.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Just cram a peach right in there! Fruity fruity bum bum!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Very demure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Highly relevant username.