House hunting. I've brought a net and a rifle, and need nothing else other than bait. Luckily I know what houses hunger for: money. I've thrown a pile of into the road, and now I wait with abated breath for a rogue house to spring my dastardly trap and take the bait. I can practically taste that Victorian brick.
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Watch out for new builds mate, they're flimsy but light and nimble
I almost caught one of those slippery bastards, but he slapped me with an energy efficiency placard and hopped off behind a variable maintenance fee
mountain biking, hoping to book some more days off with a broken arm or collarbone or something like that
I'll think skidding thoughts for you
update
😳😳😳 my skidding thoughts worked! How are you feeling?
Fine haha just inconvenienced as I'm meant to have a follow-up appointment in 2 weeks but I'm away on holiday hahahha
I'll think healing thoughts for you so you're sorted for holiday. And also cash windfall thoughts for good measure
Oh my dude, the Hexentrail lived up to its name I see
I'm training with my friend and gonna start looking for a new housemate
What kind of training? I'm fitting to join a gym to be wedding-ready for my cousins wedding in 3 months
Good idea! You're unlikely to regret exercising regularly. I do it at home doing bodyweight and Les Mills Online which is waaaayyyy cheaper and more convenient
Oh my ex did that, she absolutely loved it and worked up a right sweat. She'd often ask me to join, but I was too much of a lazy git to ever do so.
I'm a bit competitive/toxic. I can't just work on something without being seen by others. I'm heavily motivated by the presence of others seeing how hard I'm doing something. It's sadly gym or nothing for me.
I dont get holidays off automatically but booked it off and I am going to see my Gran
Thinking of going for a walk with the family somewhere, was thinking the lakes but maybe somewhere a bit closer.
De weeding the front "garden" ready to not upgrade it again for a another year
Am hoping to have a nap or two and probably go feed the ducks and walk around a lake. (Duck food/seed not bread)
Netflix.
Good choice. What are you watching?