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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

MYTH: Only boys can be autistic.

FACT: Girls were given access to the spectrum in 1983.

Absolutely slayed me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

MYTH: Some people with autism may never work.

FACT: That’s awesome, good for them.

This one got me good

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Unless they're an oligarchal trust fund baby in which case it's ableism to not consider them worth eating

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

FACT: Who do you think categorized all the bugs?

I fuckin' lost it.

See also Tumblr post about that ancient Greek dude obsessively watching boats all day. My man yearned for the invention of trains.