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Trump Debuts Previously Undiscovered Way to Pronounce “Cinco De Mayo” (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinkos of Mayonnaise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

think more racist trump, chinko the Mayo.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Shinko del Maiypo", apparently

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Surprised it's not Chinko. They even mentioned China. Chinko me dayo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All good Republicans & fellow xenophobes celebrate Cinco de Quatro in Newport Beach, California on May 4 (watch Arrested Development for details)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Rosa, why is this still a mess?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I no dust buster anymore!