this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tesla would charge at least $249 for that. With a $100 non-refundable preorder fee.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is something you can buy today! Be sure to pay us a lot of money, you'd be insane not to. OK not today but next week! OK maybe not next week but this year for sure! Due to interference of the DISPICABLE LEFT it's delayed till next year, but next year for sure. Just pay the $500 upfront to be sure to get some of the first batch!

And the stock market gobbles it up... Disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Upgrade to the deluxe model to get included grommets, only $200 more

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure it will have a warning to not use it if it's slightly windy, otherwise it will tear.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

This guy definitely needs one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be worried about leaving the tarp on too long, it might damage the surfaces. At a minimum it could trap moisture, which is a death sentence for these atrocities.