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this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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Gorilla proceeds to pull his arms and legs off his body, and slap him a bit with his own arms before returning to breakfast.
That would be how to do it. Humans have pretty good endurance as far as animals go. And gorrilas have pretty terrible punching technique and waste a lot of energy on those shitty downward over head swings that are pretty telegraphed.
My money will still be on the gorilla though unless you ad a few more people
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Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?
If I had a gun in each hand, a bandolier full of knives, and a satchel full of grenades, I might be able to take down a gorilla. But likely not before he kills me first.
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What's gorilla gonna do? Bite him?
Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they're smaller than an adult man wtf!
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Prove it.
Only insane thing Anon has is his delusion.
Built different + got that dawg in em + wants it more
My money's on anon
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