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Leopards Ate My Face

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CJMusic Oct 7, 2023:

Joe Biden is the worst US president in history.

CJMusic Jul 6, 2024:

It would appear that, in light of Biden failing and floundering, the Dems sent their minions out to foment panic about Project 2025. It won't work.

CJMusic May 1, 2025:

I regret voting for Trump.

My husband is laid off and can't find a job and my kids' credit scores have tanked bc of his student loan policy.

This is not what I voted for.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

The Fox made him choose the Leopard

Because something about hunter Biden, I guess. Also something about her e-mails.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Good. Each day I grow happier and happier seeing them get what they voted for. I’d like to think they’ve learned their lesson and will never do it again, but quite frankly I’ve had goldfish with longer attention spans than MAGAts. Only way this sticks to grind them down for a while.

[–] adarza 14 points 6 days ago

ahahhaahahahahhaaahahahahahahahahaha!!. fyathyrio.

p.s. yes. yes, it is. it's exactly what you voted for.

bon appétit, dear leopard. this one is seasoned just how ya like 'em.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Regret, that’s a start.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (14 children)

I don't really get the hostility towards the person. It is good to relize and even admitting you were wrong. We should encourage that nd not give shit. Important are the person's future actions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

This person disregarded the racism, xenophobia, dangerous climate policies and every other negative thing associated with their party of choice. They only "changed their mind" when stupid policies affected their own wallet. This person is the very definition of an "idiot" in the ancient Greek sense of the word and they deserve to have their faces eaten by leopards and to be made fun of. They didn't do their duty as a citizen and these are the results of their actions. The only way they will learn is if they suck on it so... Enjoy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Ah well let me explain

When someone makes a mistake - such as small babies peeing outside the toilet and shit like that - that's on the parent. There's "bitch baby stop doing that shit" approach and there's the "baby please learn how to pee I will help you"

Responsibility and learning is different things.

When you vote. And brag. About voting for leopards eating people faces, and then your face gets eaten..

That's not a mistake. That's misusing responsibility. I'm certain you can catch on to the difference. Babies don't learn how to not miss the toilet like idiots until they assume responsibility for their urine dispatch and understanding the perils of not doing that.

Please look back at this easy flowchart for reference in the future:

Realizing mistake - > thankful for being rediculed, as you now understand what a fool you where and this is a relief to see people helping stop others from doing that. We don't tell babies that they are awesome for peeing at a location at random. We give them praise when they start trying to pee correctly into the toilet. Even if they fail, we say good job chap, you are peeing in maybe the right direction or at least trying my boy or girl, well on ya

Rediculed and becoming a baby, crying - > you regress into childhood and potentially start peeing on the edge of the toilet messing up the entire outfit and it's because you absorbed a correct helping jeer as a hostile attack on your inner soul. Of which nobody will ever see if you abstain from error correcting, such as for instance learning how to pee correctly or vote sanely.

You're welcome!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Note: This is Leopards Ate My Face. This is the place where people enjoy seeing comeuppances manifest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Absolutely true, but these people don't admit they were wrong.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Valid point, but this is the leopards ate my face community. We're here to see faces eaten.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don’t get the grace your giving a person who voted explicitly to harm migrants, the lgbt community, homeless people, marginalized people, leftists, lawyers, judges and anyone who isn’t white.

Baby back liberals as their enemies wrap the noose around their neck

“we cAnT eVeR hUrT sOmEoN’eS fEe-fEeS we hAvE tO be tOlErANt aNd tOoThLeSs AnD nEvEr dO aNyThInG”

Fucking pussies

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Me, My, and I.

Conservative? Of course.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

A classic case of get wrekt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

0 sympathy to anyone who voted for the continuation of the genocide. Oh boohoo you got laid off, oh no wont somebody think of your credit score. You are getting but a fraction of what you deserve.

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