this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

As is chaos

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Geese will fuck people up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Hell hath no fury like an angry goose

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hit play on flight of the valkyries.
Light cigar.
Cackle ceaselessly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

*Honk ceaselessly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Heath bar pops up on everyone's vision while the geese slowly emerge from the ground in their idle positions before running everywhere at near-light speed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Did the music just change?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Treat them like snakes. Grab the neck as close to below the head as possible. In desperation you can subdue two at once. It will be savagely unpleasant. If your grip strength and stamina is enough, you can faint them in a minute or so.

Ideally you grab one at a time with both hands. Even the average human is strong enough to snap the neck in seconds. Grab snap repeat. Just stay focused. Grab snap repeat.

[–] JizzmasterD 2 points 1 month ago

It’s full of Newfoundlanders…it always has been

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Did you take a gander at my gender?

No we are playing duck duck goose!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

burns down an ecosystem anyway