Eat, or be eaten
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Who's that old sourpuss, Roy?
"I'm fine, you guys can't hurt me so I don't even know why you even bother trying" (whoever you think said this is probably not who I'm quoting)
Distance only has meaning in a fight between equals. With you and I, distance holds no meaning at all.
"I hope you get pneumonia and have to get a suppository up your ass"
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
You can't win a war by singing!
SUPER VAPOUR ACTION CROISSANT... 648!!!
"A battle? No, a massacre."
"Look over there, a warrior!"
“All the more reason to dissect one, before the whole species dies off.”
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"I can only say that human curiosity is totally irrational."
And some words that really stay with me.
"Love me do"
“Say it thrice in your heart! ‘Enter the hero! Enter the hero! Enter the hero!’ Do that and I’ll be there!”
Older: "Oh, pitiful shadow cloaked in darkness, Thy actions cause men pain and suffering. Thy soul drowns in thy sins... How would you like to see what death is like? "
Newer: "I'll let you suckle my teats if you let me gobble your schlong."
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"Ah, then there is no need to worry. For I am not making use of them as humans."
The bullet of justice caps evil's ass!
I have two favourite series, they are quite different, here is the first quote:
"HE IS SPINNING LIKE CRAZY!"
"I should've gotten to know him even more"