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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don't really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I guess I'm lawful evil lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Chaotic neutral for the win.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you look at it, it's lawful good.

But at its core, it's chaotic neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

As long as it's airtight and not stored for weeks it's ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn't untwist as much.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

True chaotic evil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

using the bottle neck

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brilliant...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I twist and tuck and keep it in a lower kitchen cabinet. Lasts so much longer than when I’d keep it in the counter. What is my alignment?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You don't arrange them in your bread basket?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I never knew just tuck was something somebody could actually do and now I'm scared...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.

Where would those fall?

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