How good is y'all's eyesight because I wouldn't be able to read the cards off that reflection.
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I am confident I could read them just fine if I was at the table with her where it would actually be useful. This image is clear enough to at least see the suits, and it's a compressed POS.
Even so, look at the colors. Got a black king, the other black king is on the table, she has black cards? Can't have kings.
I could maybe see if it's a face card if they picked it up that far, which they shouldn't.
But the low-cut dress evens it out.
It's genius, now she can't give away her emotions through her eyes
I'm pretty sure the 2 gallons of botox in her face have already taken care of that.
Is Patton Oswald next to her?
Looks a lot like him but I don't think so. The eyebrows are too full and too dark.
You can tell because he has about a half-pound of deli ham in a bag beneath the table.
As long as she doesn't look at her cards, everything should be fine.
That's my strategy when playing poker too. Just all-in pre-deal every time. It works for me and I never lose any money, because I don't play poker
This can't be real.