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[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

The worst are the ones taking biometric photos for the id card in Germany.

You always look like ass on them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

One might generously call it resting bitch face but, if we're honest, that's clearly serial murderer face on my ID.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Mine is somewhere between mad scientist and meth user

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Y'all get lemongrass?

[–] snoons 6 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

And that people are less likely to steal when they can actually see themselves on camera, vs just seeing the camera itself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

Pretty genius actually 😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Some self-checkouts have them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They do, but the cameras aren't streamed anywhere. Source, used to work in assets protection. They are strictly a deterrent

[–] snoons 1 points 13 hours ago

Well that's good to know.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If you're American, yes. As far as I've seen, every grocery store self checkout station has some sort of camera.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Ah, here in Germany they don't as far as i've seen. There's already cameras at the ceiling overlooking the whole store

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I always feel like reflections in a window make me look better than the mirror does. Maybe it's just the lighting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

So the end of the rainbow to target is a death trap for white women. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Happened to me today

How do you write this from the grave then?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, lemongrass can do miracles to cholera...