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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (47 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fewer when part of a human centipede.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

4 lacrimal ducts converge into 2 nasolacrimal ducts.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Definitely don't count pores!

Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

How many positions are available?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[–] nova_ad_vitum 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

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