this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Don't forget about the screens they put in the windows

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait till this guy find out that there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, technically pregnant women can be submarines

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've read your comment and I'd like you to know that I don't approve of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Well, I could've said male seahorses if that makes you feel better? Are they still submarines if you put them in an aquarium on a plane, but the plane crashes into the ocean?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

at takeoff i like to imagine that the plane is going into a massive underground subway network with really nice screens along the sides

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I would be worried if the aeroplane goes down rather than up during takeoff.

[–] corsicanguppy 7 points 1 day ago

The dude writes 'atleast' like it's a word. I've seen all I need to see.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whatever the fuck that last part means, how is it gay?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

You are in the greentext community, this is the standard phrase used by 4chan people to call stuff they dont like or think is fake.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It is a traditional slang on 4chan (and somme parts of r*ddit).

Years ago there where a few sincere jokes with it now it is just straight up homophobia and culture war shit.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fake-and-gay

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't know how you got to "culture war and homophobia"? It's literally a meme phrase that's used (often sarcastically) in response to stories on the internet. Saying something is "fake and gay" is literally shitposting, I think interpreting any deeper meaning into it is a bit of a stretch.

Edit: I just realised that this is a greentext community... half the comments here are either fake or gay, and OPs post is most definitely both.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I see now, I don't know how I went through the 2000's without realizing this phrase was a meme until now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

We just found a loophole in thermodynamics.

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