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Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year
(www.theverge.com)
It's fairly on brand for Valve, one of their banners was a guy with pipe valve stuck to his head.
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So this is how we're gonna get half life 3 huh
Ohh...eh.
2019 left me with the impression Starfish was wireless.
Sticking stuff into my brain isn't on my to-do list.
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Poor monkes 🐒
Finally, Half-Life 3
In this heeadline: Neuralink's Competitor Recieves Prototype
in this thread: Gabe Crazy
When Gabe or Musk are the first people to get the implant, I'll consider it... 10 to 15 years later.
That will be awesome for when my body dies, but I still want to be a brain in a jar playing MechWarrior.
As long as theres no wifi and its to solve medical issues, why not? Better than trusting a nazi.
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