Programmer Humor

Lol "as good as intellij" what the actual fuck.

I cannot imagine how much worse you'd have to make vscode to make it as shit as intellij is. And even vscode is pretty shit.

Kotlin would be a great language if it wasn't hampered by that IDE.

neovim users spending 3 days rewriting old unmaintained extension for telescope

Still stubbornly using Pulsar (fork of Atom)

Really hoping Zed takes off, VSCode while versatile, feels clunky and slow

Having bunch of plugins built-in is not any better than having a bunch of plugins

You guys use editors? Real programmers only need a mechanical hard drive, a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

describing IntelliJ as "good".

Shots fired back. 😈

quietly scoots his entire github repo for his neovim configuration and 200+ plugins behind his back

Haha yeah totally

Plugins on a universal open source IDE are a better system than specialised proprietary IDEs (that also share "core" code but it's not open source).

Fight me.

Fair warning though: I know these

/weakSpot
:g/your confidence/d
:x

Lol wow, intelliJ? Shit's slow as fuck

IntelliJ? That's on you for using Java

NGL I'd use jetbrainz products more if they weren't that pricey and more portable

Switched to Zed recently, after finding out it's basically flawless on Linux now (it was pretty bad initially) and after about 20 minutes uninstalled vscodium for good.
It's a very solid editor and one less electron thing on my system.

vscode is actually a pretty decent code editor for my needs. I use VSCodium which is basically the same thing except lacking support for a few proprietary extensions (most notably the Microsoft C/C++ extension, so I use clangd instead which for some reason was way easier to set up with copr repo on fedora than either on windows or with flathub on fedora...)

Maybe I just have a shitty computer, but I feel like as good as intelliJ is, it's very slow compared to VScode. And fuck me if I'm trying to do anything in Android Studio.

Yes, I’d rather have 35 different IDEs for every task I need to do. Much better than One To Rule Them All.

VSCode is just Emacs with a weirder Lisp. (/s)

(You can tear my Emacs from my cold dead hands)