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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

Generational wealth leads to people who are both extremely rich and extremely stupid.

And Elon Musk is the best example of that in the history of mankind.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.

I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

If I had fuck you money I'd buy Mount Everest, use my boring company to build a fucking subway railcar tunnel escalator thing. And then build an evil lair on top of my Everest. Fill a moat with lava or some shit, and then never see people again.

Id hollow out the mountain enough for artificial farms and then pay the local community filthy amounts of money to produce my food for me.

Oh. And also, 20 million to whoever can make proton work 100% on ARM64 or create a compatibility layer for x86/64 for ARM.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Are people that stupid to overvalue Tesla that much for years or is somebody stabilizing the market rate? Somebody is playing 5D chess but it is not Musk.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

*conservatives can't afford his cars

Had to correct it

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (9 children)

5d chess or not, hear me out.

He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's not fucking autism it's the fact he's a perpetually kholed dickhead

[–] mad_lentil 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

k-hole'd

For any confused readers.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

And so conveniently Russia just offered him asylum hahaha 🤣 and publicly 😂.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if Kimball, Leon's brother, is involved and quietly working behind the scenes.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (6 children)

He's not stupid, only suffers from drug induced dementia

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Centrist Dems will take him back and anoint him as the leader of the Resistance in a New York minute, if doing so will keep AOC on the margins.

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