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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't forget completely mismanaging Twitter, and turning it into even more of a cesspool.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Has absolutely nothing to show for it

But is still the richest person in the world

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Are people that stupid to overvalue Tesla that much for years or is somebody stabilizing the market rate? Somebody is playing 5D chess but it is not Musk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's because so many institutional investors own Tesla stock. Most of the big hedge funds and that kind of thing. At least that's what I've heard, but it makes sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.

I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

If I had fuck you money I'd buy Mount Everest, use my boring company to build a fucking subway railcar tunnel escalator thing. And then build an evil lair on top of my Everest. Fill a moat with lava or some shit, and then never see people again.

Id hollow out the mountain enough for artificial farms and then pay the local community filthy amounts of money to produce my food for me.

Oh. And also, 20 million to whoever can make proton work 100% on ARM64 or create a compatibility layer for x86/64 for ARM.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's hilarious that 4D chess is now for dummies and we're on to 5D chess.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (9 children)

5d chess or not, hear me out.

He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not fucking autism it's the fact he's a perpetually kholed dickhead

[–] mad_lentil 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

k-hole'd

For any confused readers.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

He's not stupid, only suffers from drug induced dementia

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He got lucky

His luck ran out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately at the end of the day people like this will still be rich and not have to worry about the problems the rest of us do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His companies go under, satellites fall from the sky.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Sad what drugs will do to a person.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drugs did NOT do this to him. Bro has always been a psycho.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

They also used a very very old photo of him. He doesn't look like that anymore.

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