This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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Cutting edge technology, eh
Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!
My wife is going to stab me
But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where'd you get them?
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You can't go wrong with your dick in a box.
I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.
That's entirely too many knives.
How can you have too many knives? There's just so much variety... Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife... GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!
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All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...
I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!
To be fair, that's kind of the point of the story. He's a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.
"you're just another evil ex waiting to happen"
I guess I am still mad about it, a decade and a half later, rofl.
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Isn’t she also literally a minor?
... Yeah...
Yeah.
I mean, Scott didn't do anything physical beyond making out with her, if I remember right?
In both the movie and manga?
But uh... yeah, she was a minor, he was not, she was basically a star struck superfan and he absolutely emotionally abused the shit out of her, lied to her quite a lot, and took advantage of his micro-celebrity status.
Really shitty.
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Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!
Also, for what its worth:
I'm Bi-FURIOUS!!!
Extremely dumb, but also makes me laugh every goddamned time, rofl
Great delivery from the actress.
To be honest,
Extremely dumb
kind of sums up the entire movie pretty well. I am still not entirely sure what I watched, but I guess that is my fault for not knowing the manga? It was entertaining though, somehow. But I needed two sessions to watch it.
I think time wasn't super kind to it. And I don't remember how clear it was in the movie that Scott's just not a good dude. My memory of the story is that the core is: Scott is bad. Scott accepts that. Scott starts doing better. But maybe that's just my headcannon.
It's a good lesson though! Just because you were bad doesn't mean you are bad. You can change. Life isn't a simplistic video game. It's a lesson I've needed from time to time.
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I searched for Arby's Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn't see an end date--and yes, they're pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.
I've seen models do this in benchmarks. It's how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake
I've had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.
I've used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don't have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.
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Coffee's for closers only
A new set of knives can include things like glue.
You should take the hint.
Average ai behavior
What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?
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AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.
Redrum redrum redrum
When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.
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Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023
At least those corners are cut with shiny new knives. Have you considered buying a new set?