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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Just add some sausage relish and onion and it's perfect!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

HOTDICKLE RICK!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pickle jokes aside, why is it "circumcised"??

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Religious reasons. (It's a kosher dill)

[–] jade52 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, super high me would.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'd absolutely try it even when not high.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

And with kimchi.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OK, what is that thing on the left? Instant single packaged pickle? Never seen this before.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The silver-ish thing on top is probably that tool some people use to get the inner kernel out of apples.

The OOP just shoved a pickle through it, I guess

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Thank you, I was very confused by that left image.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Why is the pickle circumcised?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's a big dill.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've done this unironucally. It's not bad. But having a hotdog along with the pickle is 100 times better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

now use a straw and core the dog before stuffing it with your pickle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

From the famous "A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it fast food corporation"! The famous sandwich with...well...pretty good pickle in it, not too small, normal size one!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

CAN WE NOT!!?!??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is it actually hot tho?

Id eat a cucumber in a hotdog roll.

Id put relish on a normal hotdog.

Id try a cooked pickel in a bun, maybe with mustard save the red paste.

But a fucking pickle on basic bread with yellow mustard and red paste? Fucking gross. And you would deserve to be clowned for eating it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It delicious, Bro, trust. Some folks like to add some hotdog relish to balance the acidity of the hotdickle. I like my dickle strait tho.

I haven't tried it yet, but your mom suggested a chilli dickle last night... Gonna try it tonight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

>Take memes seriously and get in fights with strangers.

-Sidhean

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Fights are only the begining! Full on declare flame-war unpon the op! First one to ruin the thread and make everyone go away wins in teh logic!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I call it gross.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well that was disappointing, where's the hot dick?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This reminded me of The Snickle. I googled The Snickle. Too many people have tried to actually make ant taste The Snickle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Might be good with some George Dickel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I would prefer this over a regular hotdog