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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago

Boomer meme

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

I'm a middle aged man. I've paid my mortgage. I've got savings. My pension is doing alright. I've got my shit together.

I still eat beans on toast more often than I get a takeaway. You don't need to send half your dinner money to the silicon valley cunts that are fucking everything up. Support your local food places by going in, that way they get all the money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I notice that learning to cook is never an option

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

I'm so happy to have grown up in a country where not learning to cook isn't an option.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Vegan, here. If I didn't cook, I wouldn't eat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

My niece was highly Uber eats dependent. Got her an air fryer for Christmas and it literally changed her life. Sometimes people want better but don't know how to get there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

We carry access to all the knowledge of the world in our pocket.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Okay, you're.....

...not wrong

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

Abundance of unstructured and chaotic knowledge that is blended with misinformation, ads, memes and attention grabbing 5 second videos tends to overwhelm most people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The costs of Doordash/Uber Eats gets socialized pretty heavily. Where I live, most restaurants just upped their prices 20-30% across the board to account for the DSP fees. Most of the time I'm ordering from Doordash, it's genuinely cheaper than actually eating in the restaurant

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

That's strange. Where I live, Doordash and all the other delivery services list higher menu prices than what you'll see at whichever restaurant you go to. If a menu item is normally $15, Doordash will list it as $18. This is before they even add the service fees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Yup, I just jump from deal to deal and have Dashpass. Ends up being almost the same price as getting it myself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Burritos should ride on the bus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

New startup: BusGrub.

You put in an order for what you want and pick a timeslot a few hours in the future. E.g. for dinner, you put your order in at like at like noon and pick a 5-7pm window. Then, approaching your scheduled slot, a bus goes all around the area, picking up every order for that slot in the area, then swings around to each drop-off over the course of like two hours.

Result: Everyone enjoys cheaper, but gross soggy food.

Please give me $20 mil starting capital, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

This is like a food truck with extra steps.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Avocado Toast Procurement Specialist and Millennial Upvote Farmer couple.

House Shopping Budget: 1.3Million.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

In high interest loans

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