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I tried to suck my own dick
Who didn't?
AI
If it could, it would.
There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry 🤖
I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent
The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.
In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.
Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?
Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.
An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.
Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.
Damn. Maybe I am AI.
Tianamen square massacre happened
AI lies all the time though 🤔
Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.
Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651
A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color
Nö
NO?
I’m able to click the « I’m human » check box
Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.
Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.
Simple just have multiple people in person choose a number and if everyone picked different number each time it's not a simulation, it's called a shadow test. (Hope you get the reference)
Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)
Great question!
Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.
I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.
Yes
Just what AI would say.
Sure I have citizenship
No.
NO?
No.