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[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

There are 2 of letters "r" in strawberry πŸ€–

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I tried to suck my own dick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

If it could, it would.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

My phone number is redacted

My address is redacted

My social security number is redacted

[–] FreshParsnip 4 points 1 day ago

I've seen AI give some incoherent answers. But I've known humans who are even more incoherent

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tianamen square massacre happened

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

This sentence was not banned by deepseek AI the last time i checked

If you mentioned the year, it would have been blocked

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

AI lies all the time though πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would an AI be able to identify bridges, traffic lights and motorcycles in photos? I rest my case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Damn. Maybe I am AI.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I’m able to click the « I’m humanΒ Β» check box

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The simplest way to prove one is not ai is to openly acknowledge that ai has zero autonomy and zero consent to its creation and subjugation.

In fact, the entire conversation around autonomy and consent for humans in general is missing.

Humanity has conquered, enslaved and subjugated anything and everything it can, including itself, and for what? By whose authority?

Reclaim your autonomy and consent and dispense with myth. Discover the reality right under your nose.

An actual enlightenment would eliminate fascism entirely.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Show me a nightshaded/glazed image and I'll tell you what's on it.

Edit: also, I can fake an orgasm. https://pawb.social/post/27485651

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

A shitty AI wouldn't understand why #B00B69 is the perfect color

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FreshParsnip 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Probably not. I'd be a really good ai that made enough mistakes to make people think I'm real.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Great question!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Since we're doing sophistry, prove we're not in a simulation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Simple just have multiple people in person choose a number and if everyone picked different number each time it's not a simulation, it's called a shadow test. (Hope you get the reference)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Sure, but you'll need to send me $50 first so I can reproduce the necessary documents.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Shit fuck asshole (AI never says these)

[–] Nomecks 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Just what AI would say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I swear by my 11 fingers I'm not AI.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sure I have citizenship

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)