This is Hook-Head, Perky, and Wonder-Boy.

I discovered them on the side of an ancient itty bitty little bit of clay or something.

They appear to be Mesopotamian.

I expect that it would have been the property of Wonder-Boy (having "come of age"), given to him by his parents as a "you are welcome to leave the cave... please... now... bye" kind-of-present.

The artist I presume to have been Perky, who wanted her son to always know that he was loved, that his mother was a banger, and that his father might kill him if he comes back too soon.

Perhaps it is an Oedipus Rex-rock.

It is important to me that you understand that anyone with access to a public library can do the same. Tax dollars are money well-spent, and public services are as beneficial and efficient as they are made to be.

Like Hook-Head, Perky, and Wonder-Boy, this representation has been "made from scratch".