this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2023
167 points (98.8% liked)

Programmer Humor

33105 readers
1030 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WIP

WIP

Fuck this

WIP

LINT

LINT YOU FUCK

Squash

Fix issue where sky would turn black when under floor lighting was used

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fixed the thing.

Fixed the thing for real this time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This scene is pretty ironic today, since the actual dialog was if it could paint a work of art, when art is now (arguably) AIs strongest area of competence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as you don't ask it to draw hands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Honestly the most recent versions of stable diffusion are pretty good at hands

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have an alias, git yolo, that does 'git commit -a' with a message from whatthecommit.com, and pushes to master.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I did not know about whatthecommit, and I love it! Thank you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"latest changes"

"fix bug"

"commit to save changes"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ah, but where do you find the training set of all of the human-written good commit messages? 😃

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Came to say this. Take my up vote.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I work in bioinformatics and this is the kind of thing I keep trying to communicate to people in the field. Yes, these AI tools (like AlphaFold) are amazing, but if there's a significant gap in their training data, the AI is going to have that gap too (most of the structures in the protein database were solved via X ray crystallography, which isn't great for studying highly flexible or disordered proteins)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yes. My (minimally informed from a single class) understanding is that it sort-of depends on the problem too. Like perhaps in looking at all the data on proteins, the neural network might notice a pattern in protein folding is applicable to the tweaked problem. Of course, there is no guarantee that such a generally applicable rule exists. And even if it does, it might not be discovered by the net before overtraining occurs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"minor changes"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

"changed one letter in some comment to redeploy"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

@pcouy just prepend it with the ticket number.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

#git commit -m "changing something in the source code"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The meaningful part of a git commit is the hash