Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by mech@feddit.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a bad hobbit to have

[–] mech@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

I agree, this needs to Ent.

[–] lath@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bet she called you fool of a Took instead for waking her up.

[–] forgetful_fox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Alright then, keep your secrets

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I was considering to visit Fangorn forest during winter. It was enticing!