Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2026
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'Cause when you're worried your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
"You're too closed off. You need to open up more."
"Well, now that you mention it--"
" 🤚. Not to me though."
Is this "Don't be sad because that would make everyone unconformable" or "you make everyone unconformable but don't be sad about it"?
Or, "be happy that you're making everyone uncomfortable!"
That's a possible but not very plausible reading. Which is among my favorites