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[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is why we support local business

[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Because Daddy's got a clam to feed!

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Clams are fucking hard to keep alive in a tank too.

This guy sounds hot af

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

he can keep my clam as a pet iykwim 😏

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

while I stare in awe at this dude's gigantic fucking clam

/r/nocontext

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Trans guys getting in on genital measuring contests

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

saltwater store

It's actually a lot cheaper to mix water and salt at home, super easy too!

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

I genuinely thought that was just like a franchise name or something. Had to read half the fucking post to understand that we're talking about aquariums.

I do now also expect to be lynched, because "aquarium" isn't the right term or something.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Was anyone else confused by 16 tanks?

[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's a thing that can happen when you keep a fish tank. You start with one and set it up almost the way you like: maybe you originally wanted two kinds of fish in there, but they don't share a tank well with each other, or something about the plants or corals isn't quite right.

That feeling gnaws at you until you're like, "I really want those other fish/coral/plants," and then you find yourself planning for another tank.

It happens to enough people that we call it Multiple Tank Syndrome (MTS).

I used to have a 55 gallon with scissortail rasboras, two yoyo loaches, and two red plecostomus, a 20 gallon of guppies and mollies, and a 5 gallon with a Betta, snails, and dwarf shrimp.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

this better be erotica

[–] quexotic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

That's all fully forward. You just meet the guy and he shows you his clam.

[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We really should stop holding animals captive for our own pleasure.

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

That bivalve is so upset it can't even speak!