When I try and measure just enough spaghetti for two people…
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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It depends on the surface area, it takes a lot of pasta to cover two people.
Those women look like they're about to get sauced.
When you have skipped your cooking classes and now try to solve your team homework.
Either drugs or porn. Or both. But that would be unethical.
So this is the kink your other meme is about, isn't it?
Yo, is that some kind of human ramen 🍜, boss?
Seriously, I need a source on that. Or a keyword to enter on that kind of websites.
SPAGHETTI FOR THE ONE TRUE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
Erotic
Pasta IS drugs!
This is not the proper way to make pasta puttanesca.