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[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

...this meme feels targeted to my age group but it's 100% boomer humor so does that mean???

😥

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You may be aging?

There's an incredible workaround for it, I hear. Cures all ailments, apparently...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it a permanent solution to all my temporary problems?! Sounds fucking lit!

Well... Technically it just 'outsources the problems' to those around you, so maybe something to consider.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just squint, its all the same when its a blur

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In the 90s, I was a teenager. I cranked out so many loads to the scrambled porn channel.

Then one day it came in perfectly clear. Turns out it was the home and garden channel

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tossed ya salad to the gardening channel lol. I was a preteen in the 90s and cranking one out in a home with no internet or cable tv was a struggle

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A couple of times I found a few tattered pages of a porn mag by the side of the road.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Nah you gotta find your porno mags out by the creek under a bush. That's where they get hid for the later generations of pervs

Or so the legends say

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

FARK OFF me and my mates found a plastic bag filled with old porno mags while walking through this bushland area near my house when i was in grade 9! My mate convinced us to not steal it in case the person who left it there found out it was us and then we tried finding it the next weekend and we couldnt find it haha

!abandonedporn@reddthat.com

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It used to be true, back in the '80s. We called it hedge porn and me and my buddies found two seperate stashes over the years.

See i'm totally not making it up or telling on my own stash

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i mean carrying the soft cat around when i got my shirt off is pretty nice

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fellas is it gay to be a redneck

[–] seathru@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago

Correct. Topless yard work is 100% legal in my redneck state. Let them puppies breathe!