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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

they don't even remember the lyrics properly.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 38 points 10 hours ago

The propagandist doesn't like free speech? Who could have anticipated that?

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 10 hours ago

Cohen-Sanchez said the group still plans to come to campus despite the cancellation.

Hell ya, fuck their permission

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 79 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If some Karen ass white woman can object and the event is shut down, is that really free speech?

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 69 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Charlie Kirk's death was the best thing to ever happen to her.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Most people I know didn't even know Kirk was married until his ~~assassination planner~~ window* started making the news screeching about how much of a saint he was.

*widow

[–] remon@ani.social 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I meant widow, sorry for not being clear.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A spelling mistake that bad deserves some shade.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 hour ago

It's curtains for me.

I guess I'd better frame my next comment differently!

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You were pretty opaque about what you meant .

[–] kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

At least they made themselves clear

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 32 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Unf*ck America Tour

The Official Tour Countering Turning Point USA.

Well, there you go.

Paid For By National Ground Game PAC.

Team

Zee Cohen-Sanchez: How Influencer Drama Derailed a Progressive Movement

Zee Cohen-Sanchez, a Bernie Sanders campaign veteran, launched “Un**** America” (we're going with Unfudge America) to counter Charlie Kirk’s influence on college campuses. But internal drama and performative purity politics quickly sabotaged the project. She recounts how influencer apologies empowered whiny critics and fractured the left’s ability to wield electoral power.

Curious story.

Also...

Yehaw

Love when your Lead Creator's team membership page is blank.

cunt don't fall far from the tree huh, die like charlie bitch